So, i was strolling through the forums when i found this:

Brend : Hai Guys! Im home aloune!! Uhmmm... I'l go ruin Phils room lol!

*Meanwhile in Jail*
Bob: I can't fucking belive what that idiot did... Biological army?
*Boom*
Bob: Oh sweet ther's a hole i can get out!

*Biological Army*
Prince: I wanna biological human pussy
Phil: Huh?
Prince: I want a male pussy!
Phil: Guys don't have pussy...
Prince: I said male not guys!
Phil: Ok... Ermmm... Males have Penis...
Prince: A lolipop?
Phil: Yes... WAIT WHAT?!!!
Prince: You said a lolipop.
Phil: No I didn't say LOLIPOP
Prince: What?! You said penis!!
Phil: Ughhhh
Prince: I want a dude lolipop!!!
Phil: Ok...

*Bob runs out of a Jail and finds a guy in a Hornet*
Bob: Can I ride with you?
Dude: Shure
TV: Breaking News! House burned down!
News Reporter: Mister what happened?
Brend: I was playing with a my brothers big metal thing. It was spiting fire! I shooted it and it BOOOM da house!
News Reporter: Oh. Thank you
News Reporter: Wait. We got a video from house security!
*Plays video with Bren playing with Flame Thrower and burning the house*
*Back to bob*
Bob: Tha tha thhaaa... Thats my house!!
Dude: Sorry...
TV: Great House Sale! DasDaKillers house only 10 sniper rifles! He haves 2 floor house and a Moongose Football field!
Dude: That seems nice! I can be your roommate if you want
Bob: Yeh watever. Do you have 10 snipers?
Dude: Yeah i have a armory
Bob: Sweet!
Dude: So we gotta deal?
Bob: Yea... But 1st take me to my burned house
Dude: Shure

*Hornet Drops A Warthog*
Dude: Get in
Bob: Okay
Dude: Lets get your friend
Bob: Ok
Dude: Ok...
Brend: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dude: Is that your?...
Bob: Yeah...
Brend: Can I take mai ball?
Bob: What ever...
*Brend jumps in a Hog and starts talking stupid jokes*

The End

... <_<.....>_>

This may be one of the most random things I've ever seen. Poor grammar, random dialogue, almost like...this